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I'll tell you your future husbands name
I'll tell you your future kids name
I'll cure cancer
I'll make your dog back to life
I'll make it so we can live on the moon
I'll make it so we can never get fat
I'll lose 46546 pounds
I'll get to go to the Justin Bieber concert my parents wont let me go to
I'll get my parents to buy me a cell phone
I'll get to go to hawaii with my friend
I'll write a very nice long paragraph on your profile
I'll make dolphins walk the earth
I'll make you all grow taller than 5'4
I'll make steve make a witty app
I'll make it so everyone can lick their elbows
I'll make that boy fall in love with you

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If you fav!! I'll tell you your future husbands name I'll

10 faves · 2 comments · Jun 29, 2011 4:55pm

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ifonlyyouknew · 1 decade ago
but can you turn me into a unicorn?
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brookeewing · 1 decade ago
faved (; ♥
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