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heyitsxis
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 2:20pm UTC

"fav this and i'll rate you"...
no, shut the hell up...

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brittanyallen
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Hey there Delilah,
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away,
but girl, tonight you look so pretty, yes you do.
Times Square can't shine as bright as you.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 9:37am UTC

We all have that one song;
that we can't play out loud when our parents are home because it's just too dirty.
[♥] [♥] [♥]

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 1:43pm UTC

thepenisinmyhand.
^The pen is in my hand.
Hands up, dirty people, who read it wrong?;)

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michlovesyou
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:49pm UTC

Boy: Can I confess something to you?
Girl: Sure!
Boy: You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen...
Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Boy: Yeahh.
Girl: This smile only exists because of you...

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grace_xo
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 1:39pm UTC

a d m i t i t g i r l s , w h e n y o u r
[♥] [♥] [♥] crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks cute to you.
format credit to fatassmuffin.

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AshtonLovesU
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 11:29am UTC

Th a t one person
You liked from the moment you met them.♥

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Sarahl98
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July 2, 2011 4:08am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 3:29pm UTC

he thinks he's a player but
he doesn't know, she's the coach. ♥

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kotababii
posted a quote
March 9, 2011 5:29pm UTC

So today I was texting my
guy friend & told him about
my boy dilemma. He bluntly,
straight up, told me this,
"I don't get girls! When there are those guys that try to be complete gentleman to girls,
girls say 'you're annoying and clingy.' But when guys are total dicks, girls fall for them
twice as hard. Girls complain about wanting the perfect guy that does all these sweet
things, when really, that's not what they want. Girls need to stop being so damn picky
and see what they have right in front of them." ♥
i couldn't really respond with anything
that could of defended myself. :/

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allybabyxx78
posted a quote
September 12, 2010 5:46pm UTC

Today, I was at the movies
on a date with a guy I discovered I really don't like.
Seeing my disgust as he cracked gross jokes and asked
me if I could pay for the tickets, the hot guy behind the
counter charged me the kids price. He left me a note in
my change that said, "ditch him and go to theatre 12". I did.
Harry Potter 6 was playing, and a few minutes he came in
with a giant box of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans.
Hello, soulmate.
M L I A

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Stayingtruetome
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 3:06pm UTC

MY TEARS
keep falling
MY MUSIC
keeps playing
MY STATUS
keeps changing.
MY HEART
keeps weakening.
MY QUOTES
keep coming.
MY HEAD
keeps spinning .
MY LOVE
keeps breaking me.

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brookeewing
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 8:08am UTC

& does anyone else hate when their headphones fall out of your ear rite in the middle of a song♥♥♥
♥

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kotababii
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 6:28pm UTC

Irritating girls that can't go a
week without having a boyfriend.
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babyluv24
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October 27, 2010 6:47pm UTC

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x_dervla_x
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 10:39am UTC

Today
Is my birthday, and I was home alone because my mom was in hospital and didn't want me to visit.
My doorbell rang, and everyone on my street, even people I had never met, had set up a party in the front yard.
It was the idea of a girl I babysit, who is three. GMH
♥
not my format

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Billyboy
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 5:01am UTC

E W , D O N ' T H O N K A T M E
YOU'RE LIKE 80.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
May 31, 2011 9:01pm UTC

Saying okay a zillion times just to get
your parents to
STOP TALKING ...

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