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happiest*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 1:11pm UTC

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC

English class today
Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
Teacher: Charlie.
Me:
Me:
Me: I don't run at all.
Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 3:20pm UTC

Remember when the Suite Life of Zack and Cody had a High School Musical episode
and no one thought Maddie looked like Sharpay?

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 3:46am UTC

"i can see your bra"
good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 2:11pm UTC

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC

me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me:here read it

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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oneLesslnlygirl
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:19pm UTC

I'd rather see two men
holding hands,
than two men
holding guns.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:49pm UTC

I am strong because
I am weak
I am beautiful because
I know my flaws
I am fearless because
I have been afraid
I am smart because
I have been stupid
I can laugh because
I have known sadness
nmq
☂

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iridescent3
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:19pm UTC

A while ago,someone on witty...
suggested having a "detox day", where no quote formats or anything were used. Plain, simple quotes, a day where we focus on the words, not how pretty they are. Would anyone be interested in doing this, or does anyone know who first came up with it so maybe we could try and do it? Obviously, no idea credit to me. Fave it up?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC

Those cheap pencils with
erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 1:54am UTC

A s h a t t e r e d heart and bloodshot eyes,
both the result of his beautiful lies.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Yo, wittians.
so I've seen a few quotes about having a "detox" day on witty, and I really liked the idea.
Basically, we would have a day where no one used pretty formats, just plain black arial font so we would fave quotes for what they have in them, not how they look. If you're interested, comment on this quote or on iridescent3's profile. Peace.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC

go into a crowded room,
shout, "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?"
whoever turns around and answers is a bad person.
not mine, but i want to do this ^_^

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC

How I see dogs:
Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
How I see cats:
cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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