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  1. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    it doesn't matter how old you are,
    if a balloon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that sh*t

  2. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:08am UTC
    You know summer is almost over
    when you start seeing those annoying
    supply lists at stores

  3. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW
    There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
    This is due to it's powerful hind legs and
    the fact that the average house cannot jump.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    that look of terror when someone tells
    the waiter that it's your birthday

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 9:11am UTC
    jack & jill
    went up a
    hill
    jack burned out
    on booze
    and pills
    mary had a
    little lamb
    mary just
    don't
    give a damn
    no more

  6. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I love you
    "How do you know it's true love?"
    Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    There’s a little bit of devil in her angel eyes,
    she’s a little bit of heaven with a wild side,
    got a rebel heart a country mile wide.
    Please don't remove this!

  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    If you wanna call me, call me, call me,
    you don’t have to worry about it, baby.
    You can wake me up in the dead of the night;
    wreck my plans, baby that’s alright.
    This is a drop-everything kind of thing.
    Swing on by, I will pour you a drink,
    the door’s unlocked, I’ll leave on the lights.
    Baby, you can crash my party anytime.
    Please don't remove this!

  10. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 9:45am UTC
    I say "OUCH!" even before
    I'm sure it hurt... Just to make sure.

  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    When someone has, like, a million pictures all down their profile and you just want to slap them.

  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    It's alright, just wait and see.
    Your string of lights is still bright to me.
    Please don't remove this!

  13. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Words so often b e t r a y us
    we say not what we d e s i r e
    A beautiful thought lost
    as a wisp of smoke from a fire

  14. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Friend: Do you want to know my favourite quote?
    Me: Sure.
    Friend: "You can love somebody, and when you love somebody, you never forget them."
    Me: My parents forgot me in a parking lot once.

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Music was there when my parents were fighting
    Music was there when my best friend hated me
    Music was there when I felt alone and worthless
    Music was there when the stupid guy who i thought I was going to marry broke my heart
    Music is there through my difficult times
    when everyone else just left

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    All guys should learn from Mario Bros
    No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

  17. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.
    Unless it's 2am.
    And you're home alone.
    And you don't have a baby.

  18. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    A balanced diet means cupcake in each hand .
    format credit
    rajsonkar

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:24am UTC
    In third grade this kid got into trouble for saying 'be free my n.iggas' when we realeased the butterflies.

  20. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    *gets my n.ipples pierced at claire's*

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