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  1. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Dear tampon and pad companies,
    Please make your items quieter to open.
    Sincerely,
    The whole restaurant/household/bathroom
    now knows I am on my period thank you.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
    of having no talent and making a lot of money because of it.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
    Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
    Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die, too.

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Normal people with their crush
    Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
    Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    girl: sir can i go to the toilet
    male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
    girl: but im having girl issues
    male teacher: omfg go
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    imagine a library filled with every book in the world,
    none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. you get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. and when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Do you ever sit with your " friends" and you feel like the least one they care about so you don't talk at all because you know your words don't mean anything to them? Or is that just me?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    when attractive people complitment you
    on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i hate it when i say i hate everyone
    and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
    ha ha no. especially you.

  10. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    What if he's your Romeo,
    but you're not his Juliet?
    That means you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

  11. jezzay jezzay
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    Because he neverlands.
    I love this joke because it never grows old.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    i could never cheat in a relationship.
    that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

  13. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:12pm UTC
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  14. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    What I see on that scale:
    You're so
    fat. Stop Eating. Just
    Stop.
    bunnylover43 Format (wittyimagination.weebly.com)

  15. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    CUTE STORY
    There was a girl who was playing in the park
    when she saw a picture in a bush.
    She kept the photo but forgot about it until she was married.
    Her husband asked, who is that little boy in her wallet.
    she answered; "my first love"
    then the husband smiled and said ;
    "I lost this picture when I was nine years old"

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    fingers are weird???
    like…… our arms just
    split into other
    smaller arms…………. ok

  17. Purplepandas Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Hate to break it to you but...
    Romeo and Juliet is not a
    love story.
    It's a 3-day relationship between a 13yr
    old and a 17yr old that resulted in
    6 deaths.

  18. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    How many tickles does it take to make
    a squid laugh?
    Ten-tickles!
    nmq, just thought it was hilarous

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Dear Justin Bieber,
    You may not realize it, when you look out into the
    audience and see thousands of screaming girls at
    your concert, but each and everyone of those
    screaming fan girls, has a story. A story of how
    they lost friends because they support you, a
    story of all the arguements they were in with
    their parents because they are too obssesed.
    A story of all the crap they get from people at
    school because they are a fan, a story of crying
    because they know they will never be with you,
    the person they love. A story of a girl who is
    struggling to survive her day because she is a
    belieber. A girl who tried so hard to come see you
    that night. A girl who used all her savings, begged
    her parents, worked for the money, and did
    EVERYTHING she could to make this moment
    happen. But they did it all because of you.
    Because you are their inspiration, their role model,
    the person they know will always be there for them.
    The person they know will make them happy
    You may not see it when you look into the crowd,
    but they are all individual people who each have
    a different story behind them. You may not see
    it but I do. Because i'm one of them ♥

  20. vanessalove vanessalove
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 12:19am UTC
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