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glitter162*

posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:44pm UTC

How I Make Friends:
Me: Hey there!
Them: Hello.
Me: Wanna hang out?!
Them: * Walks away *
Me: BYYYEE BESTIE! ♥

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_truely_madly_deeply_
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Nicki Minaj: I'm higher than a mother f*cker
Kids Bop: We're Kids Bop and we're taking over!
I can't even say anything....what is this?

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chocolate_lover
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December 28, 2012 12:00am UTC

so my ex says that he's 'sexually active'.
dude, you're freaking 15. and you're a game nerd.
you're not fooling anyone.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AnchorChasing
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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Asking_Alexis
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I might leave witty...
i get tired of seeing all the One Direction quotes. Yes I know I can ignore the people that make 1D quotes but what's the point when there are over 100 of their fans on here and new ones join almost everyday.
It just gets old you know? I hear about them every single day from a girl in my 5th period and I'm getting fed up with them.
that and if you insult them their fans go crazy and make death threats to people (no offence..) and they can be quite rude to other artists that have died or had loved ones that died like.. Kenadee Lucker. She is 5 years old and her dad, Mitch (a huge inspiration to many) and a girl on twitter tweeted "if Kenadee misses her dad so much then why doesn't se kill herself so she can be with him?"
thats suck. she's 5 and you tweeted that the day her dad died.
and Mitch Luker... Gah I love him and I miss him. He died over a month ago in a motor cycle accident and 1D and JB fans made fun of him and trashed him. He's dread and he didn't to anything to you or your brainwashing boy band. (No offence.)
and with the death threats... Alex Gaskarth, one of the people that kept me on this plant, tweeted he didn't like Live While We Are Young and fans started to attack him. They told him to kill himself like his brother. That's ridiculous. Then later he tweeted that 1D could be awesome but he just doesn't like the song. The hate still went on. Do you realize how incredibly heartless it is to tell someone to kill themselves like their sibling did because they didn't like a 1D song? Boohoo people have opinions.
Plus Alex's brother didn't even kill himself. They obviously didn't do their research.
that ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't like 1D fans. I don't like 1D either because in all honesty, their songs don't have meaning to them.
so go ahead and tell me my music sucks. But at least the music I listen to saves lives and speaks to people and has a story behind it.
So 1D fans. Go ahead and hate me. I honestly could care less c:

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kiwi*
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad; I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you.
nmf/nmq

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rara213
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:32pm UTC

If I woke up from
a coma and
Channing Tatum told
me that he was
my husband,
I wouldn't question it.
my quote

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shysecret411
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 8:21am UTC

<messages mom edit
Hi honey. How was your day.
8==============D
WTF MOM! WHY DID YOU SEND ME A P*NIS EMOTICON?!?!?!
I dont know what you mean. 8=======D is an alien smiley face.
NO IT ISNT. ITS A P*NIS, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!?!?!?!
Well i saw it on some of your brothers texts to his girlfriend and when i asked what it was he said it was an alien. Wait so does that mean 8========D {()} isnt an alien going into a space ship?
... no mom it isnt.
[ o ] .............................................................................. Send

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 8:59am UTC

*A kid got an answer wrong during class*
Class: .*Laughs*
Teacher: Everybody makes mistakes!
Friend: Everybody makes mistakes
Other friend: Everybody has those days.
Kid: 1, 2, 3, 4!
Me: Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days.
Friends: *Everybody knows what, what i'm talkin' 'bout everybody gets that way, yeah!
Friends: Sometimes I'm in a jam I gotta make a plan. It might be crazy, I do it anyway. No way to know for sure, I figure out a cure. I'm patching up the holes, but then it overflows. If I'm not doin' too well, why be so hard on myself?
Class: NOBODY'S PERFECT I GOTTA WORK IT AGAIN AND AGAIN TIL I GET IT RIGHT. NODOY'S PERECT YOU LIVE AND YOU LEARN IT. AND IF I MESS IT UP SOMETIMES, NOBODY'S PERFECT!
Teacher: Seriously you guys?
mine

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:40pm UTC

when websites ask for your age and
have "2012" as an option.
yeah, actually, i was born yesterday. i'm pretty smart for my age(;

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RawR.xo*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:17pm UTC

2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday.
fav, if you like cats.

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Bubbles123456
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November 20, 2012 7:44pm UTC

WTF Fun Fact #674
If twin females marry twin males, and they both have a child, both children will look the exact same.
Text here text here text here

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xxbabiimiikxx
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 11:57pm UTC

Something to do when you're bored
1. Catch a fly
2. Put it in the freezer
3. Wait 10 minutes
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead
5.Pull out a strand of hari
6. Tie it around fly
7. Wait till it wakes up
BAM... your very own fly pet

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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November 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

FUN FACTS OF THE DAY:
1) during an hour of swimming in a pool, you will ingest 1/13 of urine.
2) in an average day, your hand comes into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching doorknobs.
3) annually, you swallow 12 public hairs from fastfood joints.
4) annually, you swallow five insects while sleeping.
5) annually, you shake hands with 3 men who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
you're welcome.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 8:43pm UTC

how awkward would it be if facebook
automatically updated statuses to what you were doing?
"Jimmy is masturbating alone in his room."

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:01am UTC

My brother is an idiot.
Him: *scremas*
Me: What is it?
Him: The toast popped out of the toaster and hit me in the face.
Ladies and gentlemen, my brother.

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Cammie
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October 1, 2012 5:31pm UTC

I hate when I buy a hamster at the pet store and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA.
nmf

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