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Bitter_Sweet

Status: You were born original. Don't die as a copy.

Member Since: 10 Apr 2013 12:44pm

Last Seen: 4 Feb 2014 02:09pm

Gender: F

user id: 356358

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Welcome to our society.

You will be judged on what you wear,

your taste in music, what you look like

and how you act.

Enjoy your stay.

I guess I should introduce myself before bombarding

you with a whole load of gifs..

Hello, I'm Christina!

I adore..

~ Doctor Who

~ Disney

~ A good book

~ Music (All sorts!)

~ Drawing

~ Reading

~ Writing

I guess that sums up a little bit about me.

Feel free to write a comment or ask any questions, I would really enjoy answering/replying to them!

Thanks again for visiting and I hope you have a wonderful
day!

Goodbye!

Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:30pm UTC

You never know what you have until..
You clean your room.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 12:10pm UTC

I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 3:11am UTC

I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday..
Luckily I was on the bottom step.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Mum: Your aunt is moving to China. LOL.
Me: Mum, LOL does not mean "Lots of Love"
Mum: Oh, I know. That woman was getting on my nerves.
Me: ...

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:06am UTC

Dad: You better pass that exam or else. Forget me as your father.
Me: Sure, whatever dad.
*5 hours later*
Dad: So, how was your exam?
Me: Who the hell are you?

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Lesson in Life
A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
He smailed and said:
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:19am UTC

Dentist: Open your mouth.
Me: *Opens mouth*
Dentist: *Peers inside mouth and pokes around* Hmmm, it seems like we're going to need to do some construction in here.
Me: Hey, my mouth isn't a f.cking building site, thank you very much!

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Friend: Do you want to know my favourite quote?
Me: Sure.
Friend: "You can love somebody, and when you love somebody, you never forget them."
Me: My parents forgot me in a parking lot once.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I think about something every day and every night. Guess what it is?
What?
You.
Really?
No. It's food.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 6:01am UTC

When I'm bored, no one texts me.
But when I'm super busy..
Bam!
Still nobody texts me.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Me: Hey, can I borrow your brain?
Friend: What!? My brain? Why?
Me: Well, I'm trying to build an idiot.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 12:07pm UTC

"If you love a flower. Don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation."

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Me: We had a surprise test today.
Dad: And..?
Me: I was really surprised.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 1:00pm UTC

I have to carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 11:13am UTC

Flies.
They're able to enter through a two inch cracked window.
Yet can't figure out how to leave through the wide open door.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Balloons are so wierd.
"Happy Birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath."

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC

The depressing thing about
tennis is that..
No matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a..
Wall.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 1:52pm UTC

My heart and brain are in a war.
Who should I listen to?
...
...
...
...
I'll just listen to my stomach and
get some food.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:46pm UTC

To Do List
1. Make to do list.
2. Check off first thing on to do list.
3. Realize you've already accomplished two things.
4. Reward yourself with a nap. (In progress)

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

I don't care what you think of me.
Unless you think I'm awesome - in which case, you're right. Carry on..

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