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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Whenever you feel sad..
Just remember that somewhere in this
world there's an idiot pulling a door that
specifically says "PUSH".

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:50pm UTC

I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits untill the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry's education.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Welcome to our society.
You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music,what you look like, and how you act.
Enjoy your stay.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 10:35am UTC

I'm the kind of person
who laughs at a joke 3 times.
Once when it's told.
Second time when someone explains it.
& five minutes later when I actually get it..

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:13pm UTC

love myself.
I need to be skinnier.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC

I have a headache.
Voldemort must be close.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 12:58pm UTC

People shouldn't be allowed
to get their license untill they beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart.
Simple.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:48am UTC

What's wrong?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
No, but it's not like you care, nobody does. People just ask others if they're ok to try and find out gossip which would then be used against you. So, I'll just go with nothing's wrong. It's easier than dealing with the drama of revealing your true feelings.
Can you relate?

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 4:20am UTC

When trying to revise..
My brain begins to work stuff out, but then, kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it's like... ahh... Unicorns.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:14pm UTC

"Are you really ok?"
I'm acting like I am ok. Please don't interupt my performance.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:25am UTC

Hey! Who stole my..
Oh, I found it.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 8:34am UTC

Friend: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. It turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life.
Me: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 11:55am UTC

Your smile.
You should wear it more often. It suits you.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:10am UTC

What do you love?
Doughnuts.
Ok.. What was your first love?
Doughtnuts.
Right. What makes your heart skip?
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Doughtnuts.
~ Miranda Hart

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over..
It became a butterfly.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Just me?
I hate it when people say "Don't worry, there's over 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you!"
B.tch, do I look like I'm gonna travel around the world and meet all 6 billion people? No, me either.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Don't judge me by
my past.
I don't live there anymore.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Stars need darkness
to shine.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 10:23am UTC

You're looking nice.
I see you're wearing an extra chin for the occasion.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 10:25am UTC

Y O L O
You Only Live Online
I see what you did there..

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