Bitter_Sweet's Quotes

Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 10:06am UTC

The "Earth" without "Art"
Is just
"Eh"

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Wow..
Just found this on tumblr, and it proves my opinion about kids these days..
14 year old: "HAHA! You're 18 and you've only had one boyfriend!? I'm 14 and I've had 3 already! Haha!"
18 year old: "Oh, this is a competition? I didn't realize. What is the prize? Goneorhea?"
Yeah, you might want to put some ice on that buuurn b.tch. So you see my point here?

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 3:14pm UTC

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.
Unless it's 3am.
And you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 1:27pm UTC

am hungry
Truth is.. I miss you.
All the time, every second, every minute, every hour, everyday.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I like Google Earth, it's amazing.
They photographed every road in the whole world and put them onto a computer.
You just type it in and you go there.
And you sit in front of the computer and think, I can go anywhere, anywhere in the world. Where shall I go?
And we all come to the same conclusion: "MY HOUSE!"
Michael Mcintyre

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:01pm UTC

These cosmetic departments are the
wierdest places I've ever seen.
Big, bright lights everywhere, and people working there,
they seem to have every product they sell on their face.
Michael Mcintyre

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 11:32am UTC

Titanic 3D is out.
Maybe they'll see the iceberg this time.

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Bitter_Sweet
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May 18, 2013 8:09am UTC

Friend: Omg. How did you that!?
*Looking down at my scratched arm*
Me: I went to the zoo and had a fight with a lion. Blood. Everywhere.
Friendly: Seriously!?
Me: No. I fell out of a tree.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:56am UTC

Eat the same thing for breakfast every day of your life and nobody cares.
Eat the same thing for dinner three nights in a row and everyone loses their minds.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Mum: You do nothing all day.
Me: I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.
Me: I regenerate cells.
Me: I transmit nerve signals to my brain.
Me: I digest food.
Me: How is that nothing?

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Teddies don't hug back.
But sometimes they're all you've got..

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 11:37am UTC

The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car.
It's a good glance back to see how far you've come, but if you stare too long you'll miss out in what's right in front of you.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 4:05pm UTC

*Silent class, but the whispering soon starts*
Teacher: Why can I hear talking?
Class: ...
Class: ...
Class: ...
Me: Because you have ears.

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Bitter_Sweet
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May 13, 2013 11:54am UTC

Me: What's the time?
Friend: The clock is right there.
Me: Did I ask you where the clock was?

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 11:35am UTC

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You should've gone during break.
Student: Oh. I'm sorry. I havn't planned out my pee schedule today.
Student (2): Oooooh, you might wanna put some ice on that buuuurn.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:37pm UTC

I just spotted some ducks practicing
their teenage girl faces.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:26pm UTC

The closest I've come to murder
is holding my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 11:39am UTC

Wow, it's almost Summer!
Better start working on my tan.
*Turns up laptop brightness*

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:56am UTC

Have you hugged an idiot today?
Me neither, come here!