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flyingbacon7
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January 29, 2014 10:59pm UTC

Me: Writes a quote
Me: Proofreads it
Me: Checks for mistakes
Me: Read it word by word
Me: Post it
Me: Look at it in the newest quotes section
Me: Oh, now I notice a spelling mistake

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 11:40pm UTC

Their is a huge difference
Between caring about your looks
And
Obsessing over your looks

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:50am UTC

I am three years behind in my math homework

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Fαy Στylες*
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January 7, 2014 7:53am UTC

Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for 3 years

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Hatshepsut *
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January 10, 2014 3:26am UTC

Don’t believe everything you hear.
There are always three sides to a story, yours, theirs and the truth.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 12:24am UTC

if you can't reach it without leaving your bed it's obviously not that important

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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January 10, 2014 6:34am UTC

I had a diary once, My brother read it!
I had a brother once.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:14pm UTC

So today this guy came to my school wearing flip-flops
enen though it was freezing cold outside.
So I asked him why he was wearing flips-flops and he said
"I want my feet to get cold,so that I can catch a cold and skip school for a couple of days."
Kids' logic in the 21st century.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 8:25am UTC

Nobody will be as pretty as in their profile picture,
nobody will be as ugly as in their license picture.
~GOD

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 8:40am UTC

I think I'm in love.
Oh wait... nope just hungry.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 5:47pm UTC

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
" No no , really no, I won't take it ,please no... okay thanks"

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Real pressure is when your mom walks in and you have
like 1.3 seconds to decide the least do.gdy tab to switch to

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 9:31am UTC

I am a social vegan...
I avoid meet

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:07am UTC

I like sleeping.
Because it's like being dead,
without the commitment.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Happy Birthday,
Doctor Who

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ltoma18
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Now that fall is here
do you think all the
teenage girls with duck-faces
will fly south for the winter?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Me: Dad, I'm cold
Dad: Go stand in a corner
Me: Why?
Dad:
Me:
Dad: The corner is 90 degrees.

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Me: Dad, tell me a good joke.
Dad: Your mother's weight loss diet.
And that's the story of how my dad ended up spending the next two nights sleeping on the couch.
mq

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 6:35pm UTC

On a math test: 2+2 = ?
Me: *Uses calculator
just in case*

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 10:35am UTC

Guilty pleasures
are acceptable
so long as
THE GUILT
doesn't outweigh
THE PLEASURE

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