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BeccaWits

1. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   * sends really ling text to boyfriend*
   * waits for reply*
   " Oh my gosh! He replied!"
   " k? K! "
   " He just said K!"
   " fine "
   " ima be like k when he gets hit by a bus "
   * evil grin*
   
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2. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 6:36am UTC
   You are not ignoring anyone
   When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
   LOL I Love steve :)
   
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3. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 6:34am UTC
   Old poeple at weddings poke me & say "You're next."
   So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
   
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4. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 6:30am UTC
   MOM: "Hey why are you all dressed up?
   Where are you going?"
   DAUGHTER: "To the bathroom,
   I need a new Facebook profile picture."
   
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5. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 6:27am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 9:20am UTC
   Creating a quote, going to put it in
   funny category then not thinking
   its funny enough so giving up XD
   
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7. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 9:15am UTC
   NYC = NYC
   Q33NY= Q33NY
   New York City, where the plane Q33NY it the twin towers. Type the red in witty create a quote & change the font to the last option (the icon one) & look what it is... I am freaked :L
   
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8. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 7:36am UTC
   'Cause my chains fell off my heart was free!
   I'm alive to live for you!
   I'm alive to live for you!
   I'm free to live!
   Free to give!
   Free to be I'm free to love you!
   LORD!
   
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9. BeccaWits
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   Hate the new witty! So awkward to use!
   
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10. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 4:36am UTC
    Sign InUsername- BeccaWits Password- ••••••••*signs in*Username exists, password does not match YOU JUST FRIGGIN LOGGED ME IN!
    
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11. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:47am UTC
    I hope all the people that put up surveys on here, realise that the option for fave will win over comment, 'cos it's easier.
    #our,lazy,generation
    
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12. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:45am UTC
    In 2011 we were all scared stiff for 2012
    now
    In 2012, Friday 13th sat on witty not giving a toss.
    
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13. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:40am UTC
    Dear Witty,
    Where the heck do you get the previewed likes & comments?
    Sincerely, Crying teen with 2 faves.
    
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14. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:38am UTC
    Dear Face Wash commercials,No one splashes their faces like that!Sincerely, My whole bathroom floor is wet!
    
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15. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:49am UTC
    The first 10 years of a gitrls life is spent
    playing with barbies.
    The next 10 are spent trying to look like one.
    
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16. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Anyone listen to Matt Redman's music? He is seriously amazing, teaching Gods' word through music.
    
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17. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:52am UTC
    My life...
    Well you know, some may say it ain't worth living but....
    I don't know...
    I have my options...
    Cutting
    Suicide
    Running Away
    Sticking with it
    
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18. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:51am UTC
    SCHOOL'S OUT TOMMOROW!!!!!!
    CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!
    
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19. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    My conversation with a 5yr old-
    Him- Look what I've got
    Shows me a hippo-shaped toothbrush cover
    Me- Awesome
    Him- Mummy says I can't bring my toothbrush to church
    Him- WHy not?
    Me-.......
    The awkward questions kids come uop with XD
    
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20. BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    †
    He is with you weither you like it or not.
    
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