thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Hi love(:
In case you haven't noticed, I'M BAAAACK!
And with a new story(:
CRAYCRAY, I KNOW.
But I started writing again about a month ago and it felt weird not to be posting it and I really really missed you guys.
Now, I understand if you've moved on with your life and grew up and have decided I'm not worth your time, I'D FEEL THE SAME WAY.
Buuuuuut, if by some odd chance, you still have a minute for lil old me, I would so appreciate it you were all like, 'HEY. I'LL READ YOUR STORY FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE."
Either way, I love you all forever.
Aighty, I'll leave you alone now.
But yahh, give me your opinion pwease(:
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Don't be silly, protect that willy!
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be a loner, cover your .
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
The right selection, is to protect your erection.
is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle.
Protect that fish then dip it in the dish.

New chapter's up, sexual ;) Have a sexual night or day.
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flossydossy · 1 decade ago
I just reached 100 followers
Thankyou so much!
You mean the world to me!
Your cooler than antartica at winter ;)
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Good evening/morning, loves!
It is approximately 1:45 IN DA A.M. here and it is storminggg!
Crazy.
I personally love thunder but I hate lightning.
So right now, I'm listening to the rain with my window open and I'm watching my waaaay favorite T.V. series, Hollywood Heights. Please tell me somebody else watches that show.
It's my guitly pleasure.
Anywho, Chapter Fifteen is up, gawgeous, and this is one of the last chapters. Uhm, I love hearing your guys' thoughts of each chapter, aka, comments. I love comments.
That was my very unsubtle attempt at hinting at y'all to comment, hahahaa(:
Errrmmm... well, I really hope you guys like this chapter, it's the first one of the story that I actually like.
Uhm, I still hate boys. Buuuuut, I think I like one, guys(: I'm diggin on him(; Hahahahahaha, and he told me he likes me tooooo(: BUT, I don't want to get my hopes up, you know? I don't want to care too much just in case things don't work out.
But I know I'll always have you guys(:
I FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS.
...Unless you don't like me.
In that case, uh..
..This is awkward..
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
HOLY SLACKER.
Can we all take a minute please to HATE ME because I've been slacking so majorly?
Yes?
Good.
Holy nuts, I'm so sorry guys! I've had a rough couple of days, I guess! I'm getting my life together, WHICH IS GOOD, but unfortunately, notifying you guys had to be compromised ):
BUT I'M BACK NOW(:
Soooo here's you're notification(:
And I guess this is for Chapters Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, and Fourteen! So if you haven't been checking up on me, I guess you have you're work cut out today(;
Holy cheesebuckets, I love you guys(:
I would like to consider you all my friends.
AM I YOUR FRIEND?
No?
...Understandable.
<3
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Yo, yo, yo, SHAWTY?
What be goin down in the hizzhouse?
Foshizzle my nizzle!
Swag, B.A.
WORD.
Ohhhmygosh, that reminds me of a very important song.
"HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD!"
If you know where that's from, you get a cookie(;
Back to the reason why I'm herrrrre.
CHAPTER TEN IS UP.
Oh, and I looked for a missing cat today.
It was an unsuccessful mission.
We had to abort it because it was storming.
I was very wet and cold.
All right. That is all.
And just wondering, do boys confuse anyone else?
No?
Guess I'm all alone in dumbo-world<3
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
HAYLO.
Oooooh, that reminds me of that beyonce song.
"BABY SOMETHING SOMETHING, I'M SURROUNDED BY YOUR EMBRACE! BABY I CAN FEEL YOUR HALO, YOU KNOW YOUR MY SOMETHING GRACE!"
I should really be a singer.
Or write songs.
I think I have potential.
ANYWHO.
Hi. What's your name? Do you like pizza? You wanna party? What's your address?
....Stalker alert.
STRANGER DANGER, as my dear pa would say.
HAHA, I'm talking to so many strangers now.
He would not be proud.
Okay, I'm getting off topic.
I do that a lot, if you haven't noticed.
I think I may have ADD.
And OCD.
And GIC.
..That stands for Gosh, I'm Cool.
YES THAT'S A REAL DISEASE.
ANYWHO AGAIN.
Chapter Nine is indeed up.
For some reason, you all convinced me to keep going.
God, I'm such a pushover.
But yes.
Weee.
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flossydossy · 1 decade ago
Hey floss here just dropped by to let you know a girl called Lettherainhideyourtears has started writing a story named alone it's truly amazing especially to say its her first story the only problem is she has about 4 readers so please read it sorry for spamming xx
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Sooooo, I think I'm a winner.
No, probably not.
ANYWAYS.
Chapter Eight's up, lovey doveys(:
You guys want me to continue?
I'm not sure, I'm not feeling this story.
I need y'alls opinions<3
AND I LOVE YOU. Yay(:
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Anybody like to attend my wedding?
You would?
Ohhh good.
I want you to be there.
..Who am I marrying?
Well, my loves, I've just decided to marry Pandora.
I hope that's all right with society.
I'M MARRYING AN INTERNET RADIO.
DEAL WID IT.
Okay, so anyways, before you come to my wedding, I would like to inform you that Chapter Seven has decided to reveal itself to the world of Witty and I would like to apologize for the suckiness of this chapter.
Yup, okiedokie, loves<3
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
I'M BAAAAAAAACKKKK!(:
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi, HOLY NUTS I MISSED YOU.
Soooo what's new?! I want a full re-cap of your week.
Why, you might ask?
Well, dear children, I'm actually a stalker and like to know about every. little. thing. you do.
........LOL JK.
Heheee, but yes, I do want to know what y'all been up to!(:
And I s'pose you wanna know the REAL reason I have dropped by this fine Saturday.
Wellll, I have no life and am not going out, if that's what you're wondering.
Instead, I WROTE ANOTHER CHAPTER!
Yes-sir-ee, Chapter Six's up, loves!
And for you very smart cookies out there that realized that I said Chapter Four for two chapters, you're just too smart for the rest of the world to handle. Here's your cookie(;
LOVE YOU ALL LIKE A BUCKET OF SMILES AND HAPPINESS<3
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
OHMYPOTTER. You guys are gonna hate me forever for this one..
I'm going on vacation. Like, TOMORROW.
Which means next chapter won't be up for about a week ):
BUT PLEASE DON'T HATE ME AND UNFOLLOW ME.
I promise AS SOON as I get back, I will update. Even if I'm dying and dragging my body around.
THE STORY SHALL GO ON.
You know why? Because I love you(;
Like A LOT<3
So yes, uh, not really a funny notification, I guess.
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT Y'ALL.
Oh, wait. I guess I haven't notified you yet.
...Well, I've decided I'm not gonna.
NOT NOTIFICATION FOR YOUUUU!
Yup, you're just not gonna know if the next chapter's up or not cause I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.
HAH.
But on the freaky side, there's this random guy texting me and I have no idea who he is.
Anybody else scared for me?
No?
Okay.
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
SO. I'm really sorry to say that I have decided to stop writing "Embroidered Kisses". I'm really sorry, I just couldn't do it. I thought I was getting pretty boring and I could tell you guys thought the same.
.....LOL JK.
HAHAHAHAHAH. Did I get ya?! I hope so(;
Hehee, I'm such a jokester(;
SO FOR SOME REASON YOU GUYS LIKED MY LAST NOTIFICATION TELLING YOU ABOUT MY BORING LIFE? Well, okiedokie, then...
I, uh, got up.. put on make up and fixed my hair.. uh, texted a REALLY cute guy.. UHM.. ate some food.. watched Awkward...cried about my life.....yeah.
THAT'S IT. I don't know why you guys like that. I couldn't tell ya. But all right..
CHAPTER FOUR'S UP.
LOVE YOU ALL LIKE A BUNDLE OF PICKELS<3
Lol..what?
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BeccaWits · 1 decade ago
@ xemmax: kk :)
@blackfire: well saying:
" they're giving you a conpliment and you're giving them a threat, nice" doesnt sound like you understand the joke.

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collapse* · 1 decade ago
yea i know :l . . .
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xEmmax · 1 decade ago
Sorry - I meant it's not breaking the law to be on Witty or Facebook IF YOU ARE UNDER 13. Sorry. And no problem, i was just letting you know. Not trying to make a fight. And thank you:)
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BeccaWits · 1 decade ago
Sorry i meant: if they are under thirteen
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BeccaWits · 1 decade ago
xEmmax- YOU will bot get arrested and just letting you know I DID NOT SAY THAT! You can break the law without being arrested! Think speed limits you just get lisence points! And on FB it is AGAINST THE LAW because then when parents wanna sue the company for their child being peodophiled or cyber-bullied if they are under fifteen THEY will be the ones in trouble. Witty and FB arent meant to collect info about under 13s so technically it is. Like you- im just saying and standing up for myself cos you posted it on my prOfile.
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xEmmax · 1 decade ago
Sorry saw your comment on a top quote. Just letting you know, its not breaking the law to be on witty or to be on facebook. Yes, you're breaking the website's rules, but it's not breaking the law. They're not going to arrest you. Just saying.
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Jade672 · 1 decade ago
could you help me with something?(:
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6064408
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