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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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May 28, 2013 2:36am UTC

You think suicide is stupid? I'll tell you what is stupid. The society (stupid) that judges people and not letting them have anyother answer than suicide. That's stupid.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 10:12am UTC

5 Kinds Of Fear
1.Panic
2.Terror
3.15 Missed calls from Mum
4."We have to talk"
5. "Wrong Password"

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 12:22pm UTC

if you think about it, balloons are really weird
"happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Dear mom and dad,
News flash! I'm not weaing headphones as a cute accessory! I'm ACTUALLY listening to music! I know, crazy right?? But this means I can't hear you when I wear these handy devices. SO, if you start talking to me and have no idea why I'm not responding, just remember that I cannot hear you and I'm not ignoring you, okay? Also, YELLING DOESN'T HELP I STILL DON'T HEAR YOU.
Sincerely,
All teenagers that are sick of
taking their headphones off 70
times a day to actually socialize.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Pollen: *accidentally enters my body*
Immune System: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl--
Immune System: We're under attack!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo--
Immune System: Open the floodgates!
Pollen: The what?
Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune System: All of them.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh--
*dramatic music*
Me: *sneezes*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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