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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

what's the point of blurring out
the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
and deal with mood swings.
and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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the_An0nym0usXD
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:39pm UTC

When you eat food
that's too hot and you
start breathing like a
retarded dragon...
nmq|src: tumblr.com |format by the_An0nym0usXD

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crazygurl04
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Hannah Montana revealed her secret.
Zach and Cody finally graduated.
Alex is now the Russo family wizard.
My childhood has gone.

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Mean Boys..
You can only have your
hair spiky once a week,
You can't wear the
same after shave
two days in a row,
You can only wear
shirts or polo's on
a Friday
And on Wednesday's
we wear blue.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Dory's Names For Nemo;;
"Your Son, Chico"
"He Lost His Son, Fabio"
"His Son, Bingo--"
"Poor Rocko"
"We're Going To Find Reemo!"
"Not Much Fun For Little Harpo"
"Bye, Elmo!"
And who can hate Dory? (:

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soccerpt1
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I am a hockey fan
with fire in my heart
and ice in my veins.
I think a jersey is high fashion
Stanley is synonymous with sacred
and icing isn't just for cupcakes.

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greendaygal
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC

coach,
I'd like to see you run that far.

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defygravity906
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:44pm UTC

~ I T T A K E S ~
ONE DAY
to meet your soul mate
a n d a
LIFETIME
t o r e a l i z e i t

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defygravity906
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Summer Romances Begin
for all kinds of reasons,
but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common.
They’re shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity,
and in a flash they’re gone.
-The Notebook♥

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伤*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:55pm UTC

People arent afraid
OF SAYING I LOVE YOU.
They are afraid of hearing
the response

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