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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 6:33am UTC
    when i say that i get embarrassed when fictional characters do stupid stuff i don't mean that i roll my eyes and whisper 'you idiot'. i mean that i will pause the televison/throw the book across the room, bury my face in a pillow and make muffled noises of anguish into the pillow for several minutes, often while lying on the floor.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    miley's hairdresser: you sure

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    All the 12 year olds on this site get really p.issed off when you point out the fact that they're 12.

  4. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    IS THE SATAN REALLY THE
    BAD GUY HERE?
    Actually, the devil gave Humans critical thinking, which God didn't want.
    He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge or whatever so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil turned the tables there with a single conversation.
    Also, the devil killed about 10 people in the Bible, where God killed about 2.3 million.
    He understands human nature but doesn't judge you for being human.
    He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
    And still he's a1dickhead? why? because he can take it.
    Because he's not our hero, he's our silent guardian. A watchful protector.
    A dark knight.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  6. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Never judge someone
    on their first year of quotes.

  7. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Well mom & dad,
    You got one intelligent child. The only thing is,
    she hates herself because she was smart enough to see that this world is
    falling apart.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    “you should cover up more because it distracts the boys”
    why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately
    • why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately
    why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately
    why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately
    1. why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    I hate when people on the Internet tell you, "It's none of your business."
    News flash: Once you post an opinion or make an argument online it automatically becomes everyone else's business, and if you can't take hate then get off the Internet and go play mini golf or something.

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    *My logic about going back to school*
    Me: Maybe if I don't do my summer work school won't come.
    Me: Maybe if I don't fix my sleeping schedule school won't come.
    Me: Maybe if I don't shop for new clothes school won't come.
    Me: Maybe if I don't mentally prepare to be surrounded by idiots school won't come.

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Have you ever:
    Noticed your teacher has a b o n e r?

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    The shoulder:
    An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown in school becuase the boys might get distracted.

  13. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    I need to get this off my chest
    so if you aren't in the mood for venting just skip it.
    Every single day this is all I hear a random person say when I'm in a conversation:
    "One Direction are f.ags"
    "Josh Hutcherson is ugly"
    "Ew, you think Leonardo Di Caprio was attractive and don't think Channing Tatum is the sexiest man alive??? What is wrong with you?"
    "Ha, you like Ross Lynch, what are you, 5?"
    "You like Hunter Hayes, I bet you don't even listen to country"
    "That song is so old, why do you even listen to it?"
    "All of their songs sound the same.."
    "They must be gay"
    I am sick and tired of just hearing this ALL DAY. It's good that you have opinion and all, but you don't have to let me know EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE when I'm talking to someone about them. I REALLY DON'T CARE. I know a lot of people hate on them and all, but they act like it's some sort of crime to like One Direction and other celebs. They act like I am a completley different species of alien kind who has come to corrupt their minds. MAYBE just maybe I am inspired by them, and all of their songs or movies look completely different and special in my eyes. Maybe they make my life better, and help me through moments in life where I feel like I can't go on any longer. Maybe I look up them. I mean when you insult them I'm not just automatically go; 'Wow I was totally stupid for liking them, thank you for your wise words of wisdom.' NO. NONE WILL EVER SAY THAT. Also, what else bothers me is when they say 'Oh their gay.' Wow. That's just sad. Do you really think that I would stop liking a celeb if they were gay? THEY ARE STILL THE SAME PERSON AND THAT ISN'T EVEN AN INSULT. I hate how people label people, and if one person changes their views a bit they're a different person, or just weird. Do you think I only like them for their looks or if I have the chance to date them? No. I'm just inspired and have fallen in love with them and their movies, books or music. I hope that after you read this you think about what you have said to people today. Whether it be anything from an insulting the people they look up to just conversations. So next time you insult the people who I look up to, don't expect a reaction.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION *BOWS*
    And feel free to comment hate cause I really don't give a f.uck

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Stop putting "TeamSingle'' after every tweet . Single is not a team. You are alone.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    How to kill a spider
    1. get a tissue
    2. slowly approach the spider
    3. burn down the house


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 9:15am UTC
    People wait
    All weak for friday
    All year for summer
    All life for happines

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    I'm fine with gay people as long as they don't make out in front of me.
    I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't make out in front of me. Stop making out in front of me. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

  19. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    How come in all the books and
    movies, the hot athletic popular guy chases
    after the socially awkward girl?
    Like can real life work that way?

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Sorry I offended you when I called you a bítch.
    I thought you knew.

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