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  1. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    It hurts to sit there surrounded by all these girls who don't have a clue about anything
    Some are mean some are nice
    Most wouldn't give a boyfriend a second thought
    But that's who all the guys go after
    Not me, oh no
    Not someone who maybe deserves a thought
    I am always in the shadows waiting patiently
    I wish i could have a guy to talk to when im lonely
    to talk to
    that i know won't look at other girls
    that will like me for who i am and not try to change me
    that will accept me for me
    that won't look at one of my friends who gets all the guys
    but who am i kidding?
    im just me and i scare all of them away
    i dont lie or cheat or am fake like all the rest of them.
    but i guess thats what they want
    someone pretty
    someone skinny
    anybody but me

  2. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:48am UTC
    Stay for tonight,
    If you want to,
    I can show you,
    What my dreams are made of,
    as I'm dreaming of your face...
    I've been away for a long time
    Such a long time,
    And I miss you there
    I can't imagine being anywhere else,
    I can't imagine being anywhere else but here.

  3. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:52am UTC
    How the hell did you ever pick me?
    Cause I could sing you a song,
    But I don't think words can express your beauty.
    it's singing to me,
    How the hell did we end up like this?
    You bring out the beast in me.
    I fell in love from the moment we kissed,
    And ever since we've been history.

  4. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    please watch these two videos of me singing, my first time ever singing in "public" as you could say....
    thank you!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZalJ1_lJmWA
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZo1ROil9ZI

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    How to be a heartbreaker
    1) You gotta have fun. But, baby, when you're done you gotta be the first to run
    2) Don't get attached to someone you could lose
    3) Wear your heart on your cheek. But never on your sleeve unless you want to taste defeat
    4) Gotta be looking pure. Kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
    Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
    Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
    Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

  7. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    White lips,
    Pale Face,
    Breathing in
    the powdered donuts.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Do you ever hate someone so much, but you don't even have a valid
    reason? You're just like, no.

  9. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Today, I received my first detention.
    A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me,
    on my chest.
    And well, I may or may not have hit him,
    while yelling some very colorful words.
    Waddup detention. Waddup.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    The worst thing, for me, about graduating?
    Knowing your father won't be there, cheering your name when you're called to get your diploma.
    Something worse than that?
    Not knowing if your mother will be there to see it, either.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    me: starts walking
    me: becomes self conscious about
    what arms are supposed to do
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Of course I talk to myself. I need an intelligent conversation every now and then.

  13. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    one child even tried
    to comfort his teacher by saying "I know karate; I'll lead the way out." <-------------

  14. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    *Sees quotes about how sweet boyfriends are*
    Me: Go away pls

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sugar is sweet
    And perhaps so are you.
    But the roses have wilted
    The violets are dead
    The sugar bowl's empty
    Your wrists are stained red
    The sun isn't shining
    The sky isn't clear
    There's no silver lining
    For you're no longer here
    Rain keeps on pouring
    There's no end in sight
    You're laying there frozen
    So far from the light
    Your beauty's unreal
    Your smile the sun
    But time can't be turned
    Nor your actions undone
    The words that you wrote
    Which only I read,
    "I love you so much,
    please don't cry when I'm dead."
    A bond that we formed
    A love that ran deep
    A pain that we shared
    A friend I could keep
    I wanted to hold you
    Wipe the tears from your eyes
    Been there the moment
    You said your goodbye
    I want to forget
    but most times I don't
    I want to let go
    but I know that I won't
    Tears on my face
    Memories burn in my head
    The roses have wilted
    The violets are dead

  16. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Dear shooter,
    when you killed those children, you not only affected their familys,
    but millions of people around the world.
    You took away another future for each of the children you killed.
    For every child you killed, you took somones son, someones daughter, a niece, a nephew, a grandson, a grandaughter, someones soulmate, someones bestfriend.
    You took away a possible president, a possible noble prize winner, a possible war hero, maybe even a doctor who would find the cure for cancer.
    When you killed those staff members,
    you killed a mother, a father, a brother, a sister, an aunt, an uncle, even a grandma or grandpa. You took away a wife, a husband, a fiance.
    You took away someone elses whole world.
    Sincerely,
    you were a waste of human life.

  17. Purfy Purfy
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Today is the 12/12/12
    and as soon it was 12:12, I screamed.
    And oh boy,everyone in my class looked at me with a weird potato face.

  18. aquaprin aquaprin
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    *At home with my dad*
    Me:Hey dad, can you open this?
    Dad: Sure. *Sets bottle on table and stares at it*
    Me: Uh dad.... What are you doing?
    Dad: Shhhh I'm trying to open it like Chuck Norris.
    True story.

  19. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:11pm UTC
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  20. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
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    December 2, 2012 10:53pm UTC
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