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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    Take your age, Subtract 3. That's how old you were 3 years ago.

  2. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    *Plastic bag drifts by*
    Me: *looks around*
    Me: Katy Perry?

  3. gogoyoable gogoyoable
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    No, I get it. She's prettier.

  4. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Things that aren't okay:
    Post limits
    Dead phone batteries
    Periods
    Gaining weight
    Pending Moderation.

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Only Ed Sheeran,
    Can make prostitution sound like buttercups and daisies

  6. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC
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  7. sharkbait08 sharkbait08
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I wonder if girls look at me and think 'I wish I was as pretty as her,'
    because that's what I think when I look at everyone else,

  8. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Differences between music genres:
    Sentence: I saw a flower.
    Rap: Yo I was hangin' with my muthafuken clique and we went to da garden of dem b1tc/hes but instead I saw a flowa'!
    Pop: I saw a flower, flower, flower, It had colorful petals, ohhhh, petals.
    Rock: In the meadow where nothing grew but grass and weeds, but then I looked down and saw a flower at my feet.
    Emo: I crossed a beautiful flower BUT THEN IT FUKEN DIED!
    Metal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SAW FLOWER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Country: I was ridin my tractor, drinkin a beer but then I saw a purty flower and said 'Hey y'all there's a mighty fine flowa'!'
    Dubstep: WICKA WACKADEE JFGVHNJFHHUGJHIFJJGVNJIKFJRJFNRJFKNFRHJTNJRFJEKN ERHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAWABBBBAAA!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    i make weird faces in photos because
    it's better to look ugly on purpose.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    one year ago today, january 12, 2012,
    we lost a very loved and a very strong and amazing guy.
    and although many of us have never met this guy,
    heard of him, or talked to him, we still felt for him when
    we heard his story. When we lost him, it wasn't just his family,
    friends and girlfriend that lost him. We lost him, too.
    We lost an amazing part of Witty last year on this day.
    And he will be missed forever, as well as loved forever.
    FramingMathew 8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:40am UTC
    YOUR PERIOD.
    The Negatives
    - Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
    -You want to claw everybodies face off CRAAMMPSS!
    -You cry over everything that goes wrong
    -Back pain
    -Your face breaks out
    -Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
    -Your jeans won’t zip
    -Tampons take over your purse
    The positives
    -You‘re not pregnant!

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    you need to
    sleep
    sleep

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    space makes me sad because nothing is close to anything and forever is a long time to be alone
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    PERFECT FORMAT AELLYNIQ
    MY ORIGINAL QUOTE
    (PLEASE DON'T REPOST. LOVE YOU.)

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC
    homework
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  19. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 13
    “Why won't you tell me what happened?” Justin huffed. “I swear I won't tell anyone.”
    “I've told you a million time that nothing happened and I was just not feeling well. Girl problems,” I lied. Justin winced and I rolled my eyes. “I'm going to bed now because I'm exhausted.”
    “Logan, it's only five.”
    “Good night, Justin,” I said, giving Justin a small hug.
    “Good night,” he replied. “Sweet dreams... of me.”
    “Yes, 'cause that's what I dream of. You,” I said, sarcastically.
    “At least you're not in denial anymore.” I scoffed in reply and closed my bedroom door putting on some comfortable clothes. I lay down in bed and realised it wasn't a good idea because the only thoughts that filled my mind were those of Mr Parker.
    What would happen now?
    I had ruined all my chances of becoming Mr Parkers girlfriend, for me this whole game was over. How could I have been so stupid, so reckless? And now I was drowning in my own self pity.
    Pathetic really.
    I ended up taking sleeping pills because my thoughts were torturing me. In the morning I woke up late and rushed to get ready, I put my school uniform on and quickly put my hair in a ponytail. I ran downstairs, nobody was in the house and ran to school. Grace had texted me last night telling me she wouldn't be coming to school today so I ran straight past her place. I was so rushed this morning that I didn't have any time to freak out about what would happen in English today or detention but now as I walked in the school I was freaking out, I felt sick.
    I went straight to my first class which I had with Rachel, she ran up to me, “Mr Parker called me pretty today.”
    “Oh- uh... that's great.”
    “Yeah, next thing you know he's going to be telling me he loves me.”
    “Y-yeah,” I muttered. “Have you told the other girls?”
    “Hell yes, I have bragging rights as well. Courtney isn't the only who is allowed to brag.”
    “I know, Rach, I wasn't saying anything bad about it.”
    “Just stating something,” she said, her eyes shooting daggers at me. The beginning of that day went well, I was nervous all
    day and then, English came. Mr Parker stood at the front of the classroom, acting normal, I on the other hand couldn't stop thinking that yesterday, in this very classroom Mr Parker and I had kissed.
    Kissed, the word echoed in my mind.
    For a moment, as I stared at my handsome teacher I wondered when he had called Rachel pretty. Was he trying to hit on her? Mr Parker was speaking to a student who was in their seat and then, he retreated back to his wonted position, sitting on his desk.
    As Mr Parker opened his mouth to speak, Jasmine strutted in, a sly smirk on her face.
    “Mr Parker, Ms Lake wanted me to give this to you.” Jasmine handed Mr Parker an envelope. He opened it and frowned, I wondered what was written in the letter. I had the sudden urge to get up and see what was written so I could make him happy, so he could smile. Of course I didn't, I would never.
    Whatever confidence I had when Mr Parker and I kissed was long gone.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: Grace shook her head, "You never know, you two might hit it off. Gabby is a cutie."
    {A/N What do you guys think? c: }

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    I am 6.
    Not 7 or 5,
    But I feel more than you do,
    I've been through more too.
    My mommy was a stripper,
    Daddy was a drunk,
    My oldest brother was nothing than a punk.
    Mommy broke down crying,
    Life was over she said,
    That night mommy never came back to us.
    Daddy came home drunk,
    Mommy was nowhere to be seen.
    Daddy hit us until we bled,
    He left in a hurry.
    Blinking lights pulled to the window,
    Where was Daddy they asked.
    Daddy was gone.
    I am 6,
    Not 7 or 5
    I am an orphan,
    Left alone by the “prefect” life.
    I am 6,
    Not 7 or 5,
    And that night was the night I died.
    My original Poetry do not steal it!!!!!
    Feedback Pleaseee!
    New thing i wrote, if you like it fave and i will post more!

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