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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Mom: Go make your bed.
Kid: Why do I have to make it, I'm just going to sleep in it again.
Mom: Why do I feed you if you're just going to die anyway?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:10pm UTC

What counts nowadays...
Personality
Looks
nmq/nmf

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yayrey
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 12:12pm UTC

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Singing a song you used to sing a lot as a kid
and suddenly
understanding the lyrics
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Format by Yayrey

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC

*When Niall gets a Girlfriend*
Half of Directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER!! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!!!!
Other half of Directioners: Aw, Niall found his princess. I'm so sad, I wanted to be his princess, but if he's happy, then I'm happy.
Me: Aw Niall, look what all the sweet directioners are saying about us.
tumblr/nmq/nmf

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:46am UTC

When I get older...
"Mommy! There's a monster under our bed!"
"That's silly. *bends down to check under the bed* There's no such thing as mon- OH GOD IT'S TEARING OFF MY ARM! Just kidding. He only eats kids. Good night."

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Every girl has that one girl
She doesn't want her boyfriend talking too.

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SparkleonForever
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:52pm UTC

When Zayn calls Justin Bieber:
Justin: *Answers phone* Hello?
Zayn: Uh, hey Justin. It's Zayn from One Direction.
Justin: Oh hey man, I love you band. You guys a gre-
Zayn: Yeah, okay. Cut the sh/t man.
Justin: Wait. What?
Zayn: Just give me my hairstyle back, and we'll pretend none of this ever happened.
~Tumblr.

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kara008
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Times Square can't shine as bright as you;
I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.

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xxCaliLizxx
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 11:45pm UTC

*In a restaurant with my family*
Mom: Here's a spoon, Cali.
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT CRAZY THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: *_*
Waitress: *_*
Dad: *_*
Me: Stare at me all you want. Im doing this for Liam's sake.
Dirctioner from across the restaurant: I HERE YA GURL!!!!!!!!!!

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC

That sexy face you pull when
you eat something sour.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 2:28pm UTC

ADMIT IT
You've fantasized about
meeting your favorite
celebrity & falling in love
with one another.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:13am UTC

My hair looks good:
3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower

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SparkleonForever
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 9:16pm UTC

One Direction: The new album is called "TAKE ME HOME".
Me: I'd honestly love to take you home. Any day.

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 4:06pm UTC

I wonder if,
Steve has favorite wittians.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:31pm UTC

I'm in love
with cities
I've never
been to and
people I've
never met.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:14am UTC

HUGGING GUYS WHO SMELL GOOD. <3

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伤*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Plastic Bieber @PlasticBieber 9m
it's sad @OneDirection had to make a song called What Makes
You Beautiful to remind their ugly fans to feel good about themselves
Nita &Taylor Brooks @Mittensluvr 21s
@PlasticBieber its so sad @JustinBieber had to sing "Boyfriend"
to make you feel like you have a chance
(FORMAT MADE BY ONEDIRECTION, DON'T STEAL)

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Little_Monster_12345
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 9:09pm UTC

TOBY?!?!?!
WHY?!?
Pretty little liars.

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