What happened when I talked to my dad after he watched me be Barbie.
Dad: Jess, that was so good!
Me: Why thank you!
Dad: You know Nancy and I were talking...
Me: Oh god.. this can't be good.
Dad: and we decided that while your monologue was great, you didn't really have to stretch for the role.
Me:
Dad: I mean, think about it. You and Barbie are like the same person.
Me:
Dad: Totally!
Me:
Dad: Like OMG.
Me:
Dad:
Me: No.
Dad: Love you, bye.
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