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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2013 3:40pm UTC
when i was little i used to think that "heck" was a bad word and the first time i said it was when i was 10 and i was so scared that my parents would find out that i started crying.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 30, 2013 8:47pm UTC
last year there was a kid who went to my school for a few months and one time, in health class, the teacher was talking about how drugs are bad and the kid took out a blunt and started smoking and the teacher didn't even notice

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Hale_Storm18
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January 12, 2014 9:32am UTC
in one of my classes i sit next to a "swag" type guy and he was listening to music and i thought it was something like rap but then i heard a faint "it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing" and i just

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Hale_Storm18
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January 14, 2014 4:41pm UTC
Today my old algebra said "We don't discriminate against any religions." and drew the universal symbolism of satanism on the board.

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