Me: *at a friends house with lots of people and awkwardly standing there saying nothing*
Friends Dad: Why are you so quiet?
Friend: Dad!
Her Dad: Well, you know what they say; quiet minds have the loudest mouths....
Her dad: Wait I think that's wrong
Her Dad: Quiet mouths have the loudest mouths
Friend:
Me:
Her dad;
Friend:
Me:
Her dad:
Friend: Well, that almost worked.
Me: *Still awkwardly standing there saying nothing*