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*Yours Truly*
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January 1, 2015 9:32am UTC
For some reason I thought there would be a dramatic shift.
The air would warp
or the earth would reverse the direction it turns in.
There would be some cosmic difference
in the universe, where we are just stardust.
But now it's 2015 and I still love you the same.
Nothing is different.

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imjustthatcool
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March 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC
I love coloring Easter eggs(:
But then I dyed my finger tips and drew on the eggs and screamed out "I AM THE COLOR MONSTER" because I'm really mature.

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SoftballMyLife22
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February 18, 2013 6:07pm UTC
When you measure yourself from last year and you didn't even grow..

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