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1. abbiemarie*
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 7:42pm UTC
   UGH. My boyfriend would be able to come over. But nooooo my room's not clean. Go.d da.mn it. Someone wanna come clean it for me real fast?
   
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2. br0kenwings
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 7:53am UTC
   I just realised that:
   • I have to start applying to universities soon.
   • I'm going to graduate highschool in eight months.
   • This time next year, I'll be working, and studying at uni.
   ...
   *hides under blanket*
   
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3. wittyfreak136
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2013 1:14pm UTC
   How to have a great Monday:
   1. You don't
   2. You won't
   3. You can't
   
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