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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:24am UTC
    Things I don't understand about horror movies:
    1. Why do the people feel the need to say, "Hello?" in every
    room. It's not like the killer/demon is gonna be all like, "Hey
    yeah I'm in here! come in so I can kill you!"
    2. You only ran up a flight of stairs. There is no reason to be
    breathing as if you just ran a marathon.
    3. YOUR HUSBAND IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE YOU. JUST
    GET OUT OF THERE AND LET HIM FIGUIRE IT OUT HIMSELF
    BEFORE YOU BOTH GET KILLED.
    4. If the dog is acting weird and whining at random corners,
    it does not mean he is crazy, it means you need to get the
    f*ck out of that house.
    5. I'm pretty sure It's not even possible to trip over nothing
    that many times.
    6. Here's an idea, instead of screaming on the floor crawling
    backwards why don't you just stand up and run :D
    7. It may have been based on a true story but what actually
    happened went nothing like that.
    PEACE, I'M OUT

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Don't ever
    Mention demons
    around me I have
    to many stories
    and to many memories
    and frankly I would
    never shut up about it.

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    ZOMBIES
    Eat flesh.

:)

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