Top Ten Worst Quote Types
TEN: Incorrectly tagged quotes
When you're looking through the"funny" tag and you see some really depressing quote that just ruins your whole mood because some idiot doesn't know that threatening suicide isn't funny.
NINE: Quotes that the author signed at the bottom
Your username is under the quote, if we want to know who wrote it, we can just look there. Often times a good quote is ruined because the author signed it.
EIGHT: You guys should follow me on (insert random website here)
If we really wanted to know what your tumblr, instagram, twitter, etc. was, don't you think we'd ask? You post a quote like that do you know how many followers you'll probably get on the other site? NONE.
SEVEN: You guys should follow my friend (insert witty username here)
Most people won't follow someone just because they are told to. If your friend wants followers, they should earn them for what they post, not because someone made a quote about it.
SIX: Hate Quotes
No matter what way you look at it, this is bullying. If you are taking the time out of your day to hide behind a computer screen and say mean things about someone you never met, you need to rethink your life. It is cruel and illegal. Ask yourself, would my grandma be proud if she read what I'm saying? If the answer is no, don't say it.
FIVE: Fave if...
If you think this is going to help you to get "witty famous" think again. These quotes are nothing but obnoxious and they aren't real quotes. They are wasting space in the witty database for quotes that actually mean something.
FOUR: Grammar? What is grammar?
If you're not going to take the time to spell words correctly, don't even bother posting. You are making yourself look stupid. A good quote doesn't include texting lingo. If you look at the top quotes, you hardly ever find a quote consisting of texting lingo because, let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat grandpa!" and "Let's eat, grandpa!"
THREE: Steve, I hate the way you changed witty.
Steve doesn't have to do witty. It's not his job, it's his hobby. He takes time out of his day to change witty to be the best it can be. He spends hours rewriting the code for what, to have you tell him that out sucks? How would you feel if you poured your heart into something for hours on end and then had someone say that it's horrible. You would hate it, so don't do it to Steve. He has feelings too, you know.
TWO: Facebook statuses
Remember, witty is a quote website. Making a quote just to say things like "I had pizza for lunch", "Thank god school is over," and "Someone talk to me, I'm bored," is not only annoying, but it's against the rules. A real quote is something that people would hang up on their wall to read over and over again. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want "Sorry I haven't been on a ton lately," to hang on my bedroom wall.
ONE: My mom has cancer, favorite this quote to show you care.
Odds are good you made this up to get favorites. But on the off chance that you didn't, do you really think your mom cares about what hundreds of strangers think? No, she's concerned about you. She wants you to show her that you care so get your butt off of the computer and spend some time with her.