Question 1:
if you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were killed, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis, would you recomment that she had an abortion?
- if you said YES, you just killed beethoven.
Question 2:
it's time to elect a new world leader, and youre only vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three canidates:
CANIDATE A:
associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
CANIDATE B:
he was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noons, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
CANIDATE C:
he is a decorated war hero. he's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultrey.
CANIDATE A is Franklin D Roosevelt.
CANIDATE B is Winston Churchill
CANIDATE C is Adolf H.tler
THINK BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE.
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