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1. crimson24
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   September 1, 2015 10:12pm UTC
   You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions...
   
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2. † *
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2014 8:46pm UTC
   Watching the Grammy's;
   Me: Hey Auntie look there's Lorde!
   She sings the Royals song you like!
   Auntie: Oh wow...she sang the sang??
   She look so old and the way she moving
   her body looks like the devil inside of her.
   Me: Auntie!!! She's only 17!
   Auntie: Whaaaat?!!? I thought she was 40.
   
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3. Marri92029
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2013 3:26am UTC
   I hate when people see me in the store and are like
   " what are you doing here "
   and im just like
   " You know hunting elephants"
   
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