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1. chachawawabubu
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2014 6:22pm UTC
   Adventures of my Dad
   Episode #6: Toilet Texting
   *My dad decided to text me while on the toilet*
   Dad: U need to start getting ready 4 the concert.
   Me: Ure gross.
   Dad: Tnks. Thts a good thing right?
   Me: Ew stop texting me from the toilet dad
   Dad: I AM ON MY THRONE
   
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2. AwkwardPenguin*
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2014 3:29pm UTC
   Been spending the last few lunch times hiding alone in the toilets and no one has noticed yet.
   Guys, i think i found my new hide out.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
3. anime_lover
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2013 11:22am UTC
   Dunk me in the toilets, now it's you that cleans them
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

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