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1. Calibri (Body) *
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   July 10, 2014 5:47pm UTC
   *When I spill juice on the carpet*
   mum: YOU'RE SO CLUMSY,WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,I NEVER RAISED YOU THIS WAY.
   *When my mum spills juice on the carpet*
   mum: Oh it's alright, we'll clean it up- everyone makes mistakes some times.
   me:
   
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