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Tobiasfunke Quotes

  1. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 4:59pm UTC
    When your relationship with school starts
    to feel like Lindsay and Tobias Fünke's marriage.

  2. Just_inlove Just_inlove
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    Tobias Fünke quotes:
    - Tobias! You blow hard!
    - Who wants to take Tobias to the hospital?
    - I should not have picked at that, that's blood.
    - Sorry, I just blue myself for the first time in seven years.
    - First you put the frosting down your throat and then you take the medication.
    - Want to try some body chocolate?
    - Oh mercy me, I keep forgetting we're in the colonies!
    - I shall continue to toil through this meaningless life.
    - I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01 in case the blue man group calls me.
    - I'm the world's first analrapist (analyist and therapist).

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