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  1. still_standing_strong still_standing_strong
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    NO 6 Ru;le
    Of Bei ng A Lady
    Respect yourself,
    if you dont; neither will he.

  2. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    My sister and mom want to adopt a cat. But not just any cat; a stray cat.
    The cat keeps rubbing up against the porch and porch bench and leaves little black spots everywhere it walks...
    IT HAS FLEAS!!
    And they wonder why I don't want it in the house.....

  3. Coast2Coast Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    “But I think the first real change in women’s
    body image came when JLo turned it booty-style.
    That was the first time that having a large-scale
    situation in the back was part of mainstream
    American beauty. Girls wanted booties now.
    Men were free to admit that they had always
    enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments
    later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A
    back porch and thick muscular legs were now
    widely admired. And from that day forward,
    women embraced their diversity and realized
    that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha.
    No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce
    and JLo have done is add to the laundry list
    of attributes women must have to qualify as
    beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have
    Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic
    button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
    a Jamaican dance hall booty, long Swedish legs,
    small Japanese feet, the abs of a 'female' gym owner,
    the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle
    Obama, and the chest of a barbie doll. The person closest to actually
    achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we
    know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
    ~Tina Fey

  4. Coast2Coast Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    “But I think the first real change in women’s
    body image came when JLo turned it butt-style.
    That was the first time that having a large-scale
    situation in the back was part of mainstream
    American beauty. Girls wanted butts now.
    Men were free to admit that they had always
    enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments
    later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A
    back porch and thick muscular legs were now
    widely admired. And from that day forward,
    women embraced their diversity and realized
    that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha.
    No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce
    and JLo have done is add to the laundry list
    of attributes women must have to qualify as
    beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have
    Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic
    button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
    a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs,
    small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner,
    the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle
    Obama, and doll boobs. The person closest to actually
    achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we
    know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
    ~Tina Fey

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