Throwbacks Quotes

Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:52pm UTC

Me: Mom, I'm going out
Mom: ...With friends?
Me: No mom, with
terrorist.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:49pm UTC

America: Woo! We created the world's largest
turkey sandwich!
Africa: Oh, it's cool. We'll just die
from starvation.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:47pm UTC

I like taking long romantic
walks
to the fridge and back.♥

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:46pm UTC

I like taking long romantic
walks
to the fridge and back.♥

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:42pm UTC

me: okay brain,
let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
CIRCUS

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:39pm UTC

I just want a guy
to
text all night until I fall asleep.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:37pm UTC

In one hand, I need to
lose weight.
In the
other hand, I have a doughnut.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:34pm UTC

The first time you fall in
love
It changes your life forever. and no matter how hard
you try, the feeling never goes
away.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:31pm UTC

I
hate that weird stare you get
when you walk back into the
classroom after going to the bathroom.

:Z)
:)

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:36pm UTC

I'm sorry,
I can't hear you over
how
awesome
i
am
   formant
enrikute

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:34pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When

you tickle someone but they're not even
ticklish.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:29pm UTC

Is it just me,
or...
when someone is driving in the car next to you,
you always look out the window to see if you know
them?

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:27pm UTC

"Ahh, you're so hot!"
I whispered to a
plate of food I pulled
out of the microwave.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:20pm UTC

YOU CAN TURN OFF THE

sun
I'm Still going
to shine. ♥

-facebook

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:17pm UTC

The Prettiest
Girls,
have the uglyiest secrets.

DO NOT
ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format
by: br0kenwings

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:15pm UTC

I'm not gonna
lie,
I miss
you.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 27, 2014 7:49pm UTC

I
thought you loved me.
I was
wrong.
I thought you cared.
I was
wrong.
I thought you would remember.
I was wrong.
I knew you would lie.
I was right.
Format by
Sandrasaurus
♥
♥
♥
♥

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 2:16pm UTC

Second Best .
And i always will be. Why?
because my best friend is prettier, thinner, and nicer.
Everyone picks her. No matter what, i'll never be good enough.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 2:14pm UTC

Refusing to leave the shower

because
you know when you turn
off the water, you'll never
be warm again.
nmq

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 2:13pm UTC

It's
The
Possibility

THAT KEEPS ME GOING, NOT
THE GUARANTEE   [x][x][x]

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