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    October 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    *me sitting with my grandfather while he was knitting*
    cousin: haha oh my God! You knit?!
    grandfather: yes... it's quite a nice pass time.
    cousin: *dies laughing*
    grandfather: laugh one more time and I'll stab you in the eye and continue knitting with your optic nerve.
    cousin:
    grandfather:
    cousin: I'll just...go.

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