Confession #37
9th Grade Biology.
The chairs weren't very high
And to top it all off
I just hit my growth spirt the previous summer
My teacher was pretty old
But he still had a bo'ner
And was like standing right in front of me
He was tall
So I had a pretty clear veiw of it
That night I cut out magizene clippings
And pasted them onto a peice of paper
In hopes to like embarrass him or something
Because being ho'rny during school isn't cool
Anyway
It said 'I'm guessing about 9 inches?'
Put it into an envelope
Had my sister write his name and the school's address on it
And she mailed
So he wouldn't figure out it was me.
Well the next day I'm sitting in class
All bored and stuff
And as I'm walking out the door
He whispers into my ear
'You're good with guessing size. I'm glad you noticed.'
I stayed after class to ask him how he knew it was me
And he said he didn't,
He just guessed and figured I'd either throw myself at him or walk away confused.
I changed schools a week later
Not because I was weirded out
But because every time I looked at him
I oddly imagined him
Nakid and having se'x with a rubber duck
And that made learning about Biology
Really really hard.
* Sabaism *