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poohbear102396
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February 3, 2014 7:53pm UTC
my boYFRIEND JUST TOLD ME HES GOING TO BREAKUP WITH ME BC IM ADDICTED TO FLAPPY BIRD. HELP

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lost dreamer*
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November 17, 2013 4:47pm UTC
you think you "procrastinate" cause you do homework Sunday nights?
last weekend I started mine at 3 a.m Monday morning and ended up pulling an all-nighter even after a whole weekend that I did nothing in.
I take procrastination to a whole new level okay

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BravoSierra
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August 10, 2013 1:28pm UTC
That awesome moment
when you see your ex with someone uglier than you.

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BrookieeCookiee
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July 13, 2013 8:28pm UTC
If I know you there's a 110% chance I've stalked you and your whole family.
I wish this was a joke..

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SuddyBuddy
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July 13, 2013 1:18pm UTC
My mom has a special radar that goes off every time I touch a electrical device when I'm suppose to be cleaning

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SuddyBuddy
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July 13, 2013 1:13pm UTC
My mom has a special radar that goes off every time I touch a electrical device when I'm suppose to be cleaning

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