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oreo4life
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June 30, 2014 11:45pm UTC
lol the old witty was so much better
most of you are just tumblr fiends

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October 8, 2013 7:10pm UTC
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress
i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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capsized*
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September 10, 2013 8:12pm UTC
they call it a hândjob so where is my salary?

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capsized*
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August 14, 2013 10:16am UTC
I think my love handles are broken.
Cause no one loves me...

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kristy_loves_you_xoxo
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June 20, 2013 4:45am UTC
roses are
red
violets are
blue
he is for me
not for you
if by chance
you take my place
ill take my fists
and smash ur face
NAAAHHH JOKESSSS

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*silvergirl*
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May 17, 2013 6:56am UTC
Kindergarden:
Girls: I am gonna be a ballerina
Me: I am gonna be a war tank!!
Grade one:
Girls: I am gonna be a pop star
Me: I am gonna be a banker
Grade six:
Girls: I am gonna be a model!
Me: I am gonna be a race car driver
Now:
Girls: I am going to be a fashion designer
Me: I am going to be a writer, poet , horse trainer and po.rn star!

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