Jeff:
Wait... you don't mean to tell me that Zalgo tricked you into his bidding, do you?
Scarecrow: Yes! Yes, that is precisely the case. In my youth I made an egregious error and found myself locked into a life of slavery by that fiend.
Scarecrow: I've been trapped and miserable for the past decade!
Jeff: Ah, f.uck. Well if that's the case...
Jeff: Sh.t f.uck, outta luck. Shoulda chose your friends better!
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