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  1. Madi_Cook Madi_Cook
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    I used to walk into a room and wonder if the people like me...
    Now I walk into a room and wonder if I like them...

  2. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    me: *bumps into mannequin in a shop*
    me: sorry

  3. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    *holding phone in hand*
    where the f.ck is my phone

  4. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    How normal people flirt:
    ~ Hey Sexy. ;)
    How i flirt:
    ~ If you were a potato......... you'd be a good potato

  5. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 10:27am UTC
    don’t let me go outside at midnight because I’ll suddenly get very excited and want to go on an all-night adventure

  6. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    * accidentally showers for 5 hours *

  7. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    In the winter i sleep with 12 blankets on
    in the summer i turn on a fan and then sleep with 12 blankets on

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Nerds like us are allowed to be
    unironically enthusiastic
    about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like,
    j u m p - u p - a n d - d o w n - i n - y o u r - c h a i r - c a n ' t - c o n t r o l - y o u r s e l f
    LOVE it. When people call people Nerds,
    mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff."
    Which is not a good insult at all. Like,
    "You are too enthusiastic
    about the miracle of human consciousness."
    ~John Green

  9. xxiloveyou123 xxiloveyou123
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    me: *starts singing*
    other chick: *joins in*
    me: GO AWAY THIS AINT GLEE D:<

  10. xxiloveyou123 xxiloveyou123
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    Mom: I do more before 6am than the army.
    Me: You get up BEFORE 6AM???
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Moo.

:)

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