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Best Talents Quotes This Year

  1. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    A List of My Many Talents
    -eating
    -typing
    -texting
    -reading
    -sarcasm
    -sleeping
    -lame puns
    -lip-synching
    -bad dancing
    -chewing gum
    -making quotes
    -scaring the entire human population

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
    Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:48am UTC
    raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
     

  4. chocolate_lover chocolate_lover
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    I am a crazy, beautiful, clumsy, weird, humorous, jealous, freak, crafty, talentented, geeky, quiet, honest, skillful, creative, awkward, stubborn, dorky, happy, and a unicorn-like kind of person and all I want is someone to be majestical with for the rest of my life♥

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    I have many talents... For example: Sleeping

  6. Alifefullofmistakes...* Alifefullofmistakes...*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:11am UTC
    A man of many talents is nothing...
    but a man with something to say about the gurl they love is definetly something.

  7. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    You were born with all the unique abilities, knowledge and talents you need for your mission in life.
    You don't need to compare yourself to anyone else.
    Just be yourself and start shining.

  8. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    My talents include
    tricking people on the internet into thinking that I'm funny

  9. phani phani
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:11am UTC
    Your talents may take you high
    But only your character decides how long you're
    gonna stay in that position

  10. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    Average girls: I can sing, dance, play sports, and be social!Me: Um. I'm good at breathing.Me: *chokes on air*

  11. CalmYoTits CalmYoTits
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    My talents include staying up past midnight
    and later wondering why I'm always so tired.

  12. BeRecklessBeBrave BeRecklessBeBrave
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    My talents include:
    eating listening to music, and
    when i type i don't have to look at the keyboard
     

  13. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    You say you want to be beautiful
    You say you're ugly
    but the thing is
    You only see the flaws
    You only see the reflection
    You don't see what I see
    the beauty
    the gifts
    the talents
    You only see the what they want you to see
    Not what you are
    Not what you've become
    The Beautiful
    Crazy
    Wonderful
    Unique
    Person that is right behind the frown
    The one that should be smiling
    Because they're Amazing

  14. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    don't be jealous of what others can do.
    be proud of what you can do.

  15. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2016 12:31am UTC
    "Show the world your talents, remember to smile!"
    ~derekajames

  16. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:00am UTC
    "The most challenging and difficult part in laying the right path come from the sandwiched people who walk astride between talents and duffers."
    ~Anuj Somany

  17. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 12:14am UTC
    I wish i was artistic or musical or intellectual or athletic.
    but im not.
    Boring 'ol Brittany with zero talent
    (ThoughtsbyArcticBrittany)

  18. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2015 11:33pm UTC
    "The business market will now be driven neither by buyers nor suppliers, but by those employers who hire and not fire the right employees in a fiercely competitive environment of the internet- wired world."
    ~Anuj Somany

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