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Swans Quotes

shoot4thestars
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December 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC
To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
Did you know
that about a quarter of all Black Swans are homosexual?
They bond for life,
Sometimes stealing other heterosexual couple's eggs or having a surrogate lay eggs for them.
And besides the nest invading, I think that's pretty darn cute.

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