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lovecrazy
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May 30, 2013 8:22pm UTC
You got designer shades, just to hide your face
and you wear them around like you're cooler than me, but reality check bìtch no one's cooler than me.

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lovecrazy
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May 1, 2013 9:26pm UTC
"Ugly girls are like unicorns they don't exist."
Hahaha you're so desperate for the V you're going to start lying. Which one is the lie you wonder? That's for me to know, and you not to know. Let's just say the unicorn beside me agrees.

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