Sub Quotes

tracklover
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 10:37pm UTC

once one of my subs said this
x+y+2= success
x = work hard
y = play hard
2 = shut your mouth
bold is the important parts says the sub

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mtndewhm*
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October 2, 2013 8:43pm UTC

So we had sub in biology yesterday and we watched a movie and he fell asleep.

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*SocialCasualty*
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July 1, 2013 3:13am UTC

How can you look at me and lie to my face?

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finding_nemo
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April 10, 2013 7:45pm UTC

*School calling my mom at work*
school secretary: Hello, I'm calling about your son
mom: Okay, what happened?
school secretary: He's asking if he can go home.
school secretary: He says he has a 'super awesome' sub in the fridge.
school secretary: And he wants to go get it and come back during his studyhall
Okay, my brother isn't normal.

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josie*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Making a subsitute teacher
need counselling
after your lesson.

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AllieSmith7
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 2:48pm UTC

"Hey baby, I've gotta go and get my teeth cleaned. Tell ya all about it when I get home. Talk to you later, bye."
No joke, I just heard the sub say this. OHMAGAWWWD. And he's in his freakin' sixties!!!

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CrisParadis
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March 19, 2013 7:49am UTC

switching names
with your friend
when you have
a sub teacher.

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