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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
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February 10, 2014 2:03pm UTC
Radishes stink of farts. format by fake_a_smile

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wanderer*
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July 19, 2013 7:23pm UTC
My little sister and I were sitting in her room and she farted. We then smelled a terrible stench. I then started yelling at her about how bad it smells like baby poop. We then walked out of her room to get some air. That didn't help. We walked further into kitchen and still smelled it. When we got in, we still smelled it. That was when we discovered it was mom's mashed potatoes. Can't wait for dinner.

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addictedtonutella
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July 3, 2013 4:03pm UTC
Opinions are like feet.
Everybody's got a couple,
and they usually stink.

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AlyssaBryan
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July 3, 2013 1:43am UTC
Awkward moment when;
you realise dentists only wear masks
because your breathe stinks.

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lalala_haley
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February 11, 2013 7:57pm UTC
question of the day:
why do things like trash etc. stink more when its hot outside?

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CRMR2095
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January 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC
What do you like better?
Turtles
or
Zebras
Put your answer in the comments

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