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Stephencolbert Quotes

Hale_Storm18
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September 15, 2013 6:13pm UTC
The United States has no choice but to attack Syria becuase dictator
Bachar Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before he was just killing them with bullets. But, if America cared about shooting people, we would be invading Chicago.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 8:45pm UTC
Stephen Colbert: I would like to read to you what Jesus said about homosexuality
Stephen Colbert: I'd like to, but he never said anything about it

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