Sql Quotes

brain56
posted a quote
March 4, 2015 3:31am UTC

An SQL query walks into a bar. He goes to two tables set beside each other and asks:
"Can I join you?"

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 10:28pm UTC

normal teenager:
sneaking out the house
to party at 1 am
me:
sneaking out of my
bedroom to get a bag
of cheetos and making
myself a sandwich at
1 am
StoryQouteLover

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 9:52pm UTC

i hope there are days
when you fall in love
with being alive.
StoryQouteLover

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Whenever I'm chatting with someone and it says "Person is typing..."
and all they say is 'Hi'; I always wonder if they were actually going to say something else, but deleted it all on the last second.

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC

format by gabikk
Don't you
DARE ignore
him.
Ignoring him will just make him believe
you're just not into him,
and he'll try and find another girl who is.
SQL

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Be
Yourself.
An original is worth
more than a copy.
SQL

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 11:37pm UTC

Sometimes
school
is like a really good drama show. Seriously, sometimes
I just sit there and watch people gossip like it's a soap opera or something.
It's really fun.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | S Q L

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Am I the only Wittian here
Who Actually Likes School?
// f o r e v e r a l o n e </3
SQL ~~ DON'T STEAL!

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