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  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Why do they call soft drinks, soft drinks?
    It isn't soft when it goes down your throat sometimes it feels like your throat is being clawed out by a freaking tiger.

  2. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Funny Story...
    So...I went to the kitchen to get myself a can of Sprite, but the box hadn't been opened yet.
    So naturally, I pick the box up and put it on the counter, and attempt to open it with my fingers.
    Having absolutely NO luck, I form a plan.
    Being the smart person I am, I pick up a pair of scissors and, like any genius would, stab the box with it,
    trying to make it open.
    GENIUS plan.
    The scissors went right through one of the cans and a steady stream of Sprite starts spraying out of the box.
    ALL. OVER. THE. KITCHEN.
    Genius plan gone terribly wrong.

  3. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Sprite!!!!!

:)

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