Spoof Quotes

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Oh childhood
Where'd you go
You're all I've ever known
How I miss Rugrats
And Foster's Home ;-;

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ShiningForever
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Apparently with no stupidity
A poem by Emily Dickinson, helpfully edited to be far less stupid by this girl :D
Apparently with no stupidity
To any obviously gay flower
Death seems like a good topic here
Guillotines too
So let's now mention an assasian who just happened to be blonde and likely stupid
And a sun that remains unmoved because this poem is just so unmoving
To measure off another day of torturous memorizing of Emily Dickinson's poems
For an approving God,
Much better, no?

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Little_Writer_220
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April 21, 2013 4:45pm UTC

So I'm working on a spoof for Taylor Swift's song 22...
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like Taylor, and count all of her exes, uh uh uh uh. It feels like a perfect night, to ditch our bdtimes, and stalk some boy bands, uh uh uh uh. Yeah! We're yelling at the pictures of them shirtless. It's miserable and magical. Oh yeah! Tonight's the night when we forget about their girlfriends. It's time. Oh oh!
Chorus: I don't know about you, but I'm not 22! I can't go drink tonight, unless it's Mountain Dew! You don't know about me, trust me you don't want to. Everything will be alright, if you keep your distance I'm not. Twenty Two! Twenty two!
That's all I got... hahaha like it? No offense to Taylor Swift

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googlekid1746
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February 20, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Confession
When I'm alone.. I make songs... about my cats...
The biggest hit is, "Oh Cuddles your so fine! Your so fine you blow my mind! Hey Cuddles! Hey, hey, Cuddles"

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ilovemetoo
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:18pm UTC

You Don't Understand My Problems
I stood there, on a thin tall building, the wind blowing furiously against my face.
I bent my knees a bit, not doubting myself at all. I pulled out my arms getting ready to jump until,
"Don't do it," I heard low toned voice call out, "You don't understand" I questioned wiping the tear from my cheek. "I understand perfectly."
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Okay so this is like a sneek peek spoof thingy, I have NO CLUE if I should continue. Yeah so feedback?
LOVE YOU GUYS ♥

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capsized*
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February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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sarbearthecarebear
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February 9, 2013 3:00pm UTC

I'm starting to watch the show Honey Boo Boo. It's a pretty funny show. I think I'm going to make a spoof of it on Youtube. I have a few vids on Youtube right now, so you if you want to see the ones I've already made, my account is Catlover11feb. I'll being make much more videos in the near future. Make sure to subscribe!

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