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gcontento
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August 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC
i sneeze in class:
*nothing*
someone else sneezes in class:
student: bless you
teacher: bless you
janitor: bless you
principal: bless you
intercom: bless you
class pet: bless you
chuck norris: bless you
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Revolution
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May 7, 2013 9:22pm UTC
Today in gym I recieved a piece of gum by
the gym teacher for being a 'good' student:
Me: Thanks!
Him: You're welcome,
Me: *Smiles & walks off*
Me: *Humming*
Me: *Singing*
If you liked it you should have put some
gum on it, If you liked it you should have
put some gum on it, wah-oh-oh,
Teacher: *Dying*

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