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Best Sorrymom Quotes Ever

steffykins
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:38pm UTC
mom: you've spent all summer in your room on your computer and what do you have to show for yourself?
me: well I updated my layout a couple times, found some new fonts I like, changed the music on my profile, sat back and watched drama unfold OOH and some new followers, that was nice

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imradioactive
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 4:11pm UTC
Format chickittylover
Sorry mom,
I can't go to school today, i'm afraid i've got
"the ugly."

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 6:31pm UTC
Me: sh.t!
Mom: Don't curse!
Me: Sorry, I won't curse.
Mom: Good.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: *Walks away*
Me: *Lets out an unholy torrent of cuss words*

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