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1. PrimarilyParamore*
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2013 11:06pm UTC
   Did you
   Hear about
   the guy
   who got
   hit with
   a can
   of pop?
   He's lucky
   it was
   a
   Soft Drink
   
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2. Bec*
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 8:36pm UTC
   Why do they call soft drinks, soft drinks?
   It isn't soft when it goes down your throat sometimes it feels like your throat is being clawed out by a freaking tiger.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 18 points

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